February 2012
funkies:
Gold Digger- Kanye WestÂ
boy: did it hurt
girl: did what hurt
boy: when you survived the abortion
Cookies with nutella spread on top
Holy mother of Jesus
I can never be bothered to do work but I still expect to get good grades
Oh how naive I am
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
Jealousjealousjealousjealousjealous
Anonymous asked: i don't mean to bother you, but on your old facebook profile picture {which is beautiful btw}, how exactly did you do your hair? like with what curlers/straighteners.. etc.. thank you xx
changing my profile picture on facebook always makes me feel uneasy and awkward
Ross Gellar will always be my favourite Friend
i feel good today
:-)
Everyone: Are you okay
Everyone: You look tired
Everyone: You look upset
Everyone: You look confused
Everyone: Are you mad at me
Everyone: What are you mad at
Me: IT'S MY FACE
If I know I’m going out at a certain time I’m really restless for the whole day until its an acceptable time that I can go out
Like now, I’m going out at 4 and I’m just sat at the radiator in my room doing nothing at all
:(
Anonymous asked: what should you do if you're going out with somebody that you don't have feelings for?:/
I said I’d cook for my boyfriend today for valentines because we’re both busy tomorrow
I never cook because I can’t cook at all
So I’m making him chicken dippers
Chef of the year goes to..
